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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
Fosters
dispenser
leaked all over
a Bahamian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
ticket inspector
farmer
train driver
taxi driver
student
milkman
policeman
a spy
sailor
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.