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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
flat white
holder
leaked all over
an Ivorian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
student
shepherd
bus driver
man
policeman
milkman
woman
soldier
policewoman
a spy
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Dan
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