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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
flat white
holder
leaked all over
an Albanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
doctor
child
shepherd
ticket inspector
woman
farmer
bus driver
tramp
surgeon
pilot
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