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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
cappuccino
holder
leaked all over
a Liberian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
policeman
taxi driver
ticket inspector
policewoman
train driver
milkman
woman
surgeon
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.