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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
coffee
holder
leaked all over
a Yemeni
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
train driver
ticket inspector
child
bus driver
doctor
shepherd
a spy
surgeon
taxi driver
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