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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Palauan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
soldier
pilot
sailor
policeman
policewoman
dentist
a spy
TV personality
farmer
taxi driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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