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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
screed washer
leaked all over
an Ugandan
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
dentist
bus driver
shepherd
a spy
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sailor
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ticket inspector
pilot
woman
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