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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
electro-spangler
leaked all over
an Italian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
sailor
a spy
policewoman
tramp
bus driver
taxi driver
dentist
farmer
child
milkman
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