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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
pipe
leaked all over
a Samoan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
ticket inspector
doctor
pilot
surgeon
a spy
woman
train driver
dentist
taxi driver
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