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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Senegalese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
man
woman
surgeon
pilot
sailor
milkman
dentist
a spy
child
tramp
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