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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
coot
guard
leaked all over
an Equatorial Guinean
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
milkman
doctor
surgeon
shepherd
policewoman
man
a spy
TV personality
farmer
soldier
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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