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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
coot
guard
leaked all over
a Mauritian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
sailor
taxi driver
pilot
milkman
policeman
dentist
woman
a spy
policewoman
shepherd
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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