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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
an Equatorial Guinean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
woman
sailor
a spy
farmer
policeman
taxi driver
pilot
surgeon
train driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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