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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
a Nauruan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
soldier
child
shepherd
ticket inspector
train driver
woman
bus driver
farmer
man
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.