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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
a Monegasque
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
sailor
milkman
pilot
soldier
train driver
student
a spy
taxi driver
surgeon
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.