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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
a Citizen of Seychelles
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
child
taxi driver
bus driver
dentist
shepherd
surgeon
doctor
sailor
TV personality
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.