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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
a Mauritanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
man
dentist
woman
surgeon
soldier
policeman
train driver
policewoman
pilot
ticket inspector
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Dan
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