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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
duck 🦆
guard
leaked all over
a Citizen of Seychelles
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
a spy
pilot
sailor
TV personality
train driver
child
ticket inspector
soldier
policewoman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.