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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
greaser
leaked all over
a Tunisian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
ticket inspector
child
shepherd
soldier
dentist
train driver
taxi driver
a spy
doctor
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Dan
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