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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
retainer
leaked all over
a Colombian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a spy
woman
dentist
pilot
surgeon
man
farmer
ticket inspector
TV personality
policewoman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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