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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
retainer
leaked all over
a Nigerian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
soldier
sailor
TV personality
train driver
child
milkman
dentist
man
ticket inspector
bus driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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