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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
retainer
leaked all over
a Kyrgyz
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
TV personality
child
woman
shepherd
pilot
a spy
man
milkman
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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