Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
retainer
leaked all over
a Jordanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
dentist
woman
milkman
policeman
ticket inspector
student
taxi driver
policewoman
farmer
tramp
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.