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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
tube
leaked all over
a Zimbabwean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
woman
soldier
man
doctor
student
sailor
milkman
tramp
bus driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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