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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
microswitch
leaked all over
a Congolese (DRC)
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
ticket inspector
TV personality
a spy
surgeon
shepherd
student
dentist
milkman
train driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.