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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
microswitch
leaked all over
a Panamanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
woman
farmer
man
bus driver
taxi driver
dentist
student
ticket inspector
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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