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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
swisher
leaked all over
an Ecuadorean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
shepherd
policewoman
pilot
doctor
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TV personality
man
woman
milkman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.