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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
swisher
leaked all over
a Cambodian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
dentist
policewoman
farmer
child
a spy
woman
tramp
student
shepherd
doctor
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