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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
swisher
leaked all over
a Wallisian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
bus driver
tramp
a spy
ticket inspector
student
child
policewoman
man
farmer
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Dan
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