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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
rectifier
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
escaped
deformed
had
bent
flooded
made a funny noise
leaked all over
was smoking
caught fire
exploded
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