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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
compressor
leaked all over
a Gambian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a spy
pilot
tramp
taxi driver
man
TV personality
sailor
policewoman
woman
farmer
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.