Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
compressor
leaked all over
a Macanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
surgeon
policewoman
train driver
ticket inspector
doctor
woman
TV personality
farmer
taxi driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.