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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
compressor
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
was smoking
overheated
leaked all over
blew up
froze
deformed
had
caught fire
bent
exploded
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Dan
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