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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
water softener
leaked all over
an Uzbek
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a spy
farmer
policewoman
child
ticket inspector
taxi driver
bus driver
pilot
policeman
surgeon
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