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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
oscillator
leaked all over
an Iraqi
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
train driver
shepherd
milkman
dentist
surgeon
a spy
pilot
tramp
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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