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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
oscillator
leaked all over
a Costa Rican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
soldier
bus driver
student
tramp
policewoman
dentist
taxi driver
farmer
doctor
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