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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
oscillator
leaked all over
a Scottish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
train driver
taxi driver
dentist
surgeon
sailor
man
policeman
student
bus driver
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Dan
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