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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
oscillator
leaked all over
a Russian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bus driver
farmer
a spy
policewoman
taxi driver
pilot
surgeon
doctor
policeman
child
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