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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
oscillator
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
blew up
shattered
leaked all over
was smoking
bent
caught fire
made a funny noise
escaped
deformed
cracked
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.