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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
wire crimper
leaked all over
a Nauruan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
man
woman
train driver
tramp
ticket inspector
milkman
sailor
policeman
policewoman
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Dan
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