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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
wire crimper
leaked all over
a Mozambican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
bus driver
child
train driver
TV personality
student
soldier
policewoman
taxi driver
policeman
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Dan
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