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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
waffle board
leaked all over
a Maldivian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
sailor
farmer
surgeon
policewoman
shepherd
man
soldier
ticket inspector
dentist
tramp
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