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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
cheap lager
dispenser
leaked all over
a Bruneian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
bus driver
dentist
shepherd
tramp
farmer
a spy
doctor
child
taxi driver
man
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