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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
leaked all over
a Sri Lankan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
soldier
milkman
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ticket inspector
a spy
dentist
shepherd
woman
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