Sorry I'm late today
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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
fell off
had
snapped
made a funny noise
was smoking
leaked all over
escaped
exploded
deformed
cracked
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.