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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
an Israeli
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
child
student
bus driver
doctor
sailor
woman
a spy
train driver
taxi driver
milkman
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