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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
an Iraqi
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
surgeon
taxi driver
woman
a spy
milkman
ticket inspector
TV personality
pilot
train driver
sailor
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Dan
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