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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
an Iranian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
shepherd
sailor
ticket inspector
woman
milkman
child
dentist
TV personality
doctor
pilot
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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