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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Bulgarian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
bus driver
student
a spy
soldier
milkman
taxi driver
farmer
ticket inspector
policewoman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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