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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Zimbabwean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
farmer
a spy
doctor
ticket inspector
policeman
train driver
man
taxi driver
sailor
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Dan
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